Keg stands 4 global warming

Live Earth has been criticized for it's hypocrisy and lack of booze. As an alternative, how about "keg-stand day"

Every person will have an event site within biking distance (and you'd probably be allowed to take the bus to go to one outside of your range). If you want to go, you can do keg-stands all day. So there's no plastic cups.
You can even listen to your favorite bands on your solar powered satellite radio. Or maybe...all the Live Earth performers could have a live webcast of themselves performing in their home cities, that you can view for free on solar powered i-phones you can rent, all made with bio-plastics of course.

The American drunkfest celebration to raise awareness of the ill-effects of doing things.