About whether waterboarding is torture? The esteemed Pat Buchanan thinks that Congress needs to specifically define it as torture in a new law. I would be pretty curious to see the signing statement on that one. This comes as good news to me however, since I don't think Congress has ever defined my favorite game, 'potato sack dodgeball', as torture. It's where I play dodgeball with someone whos'e feet have to stay inside the sack. If they drop the potato sack then they have to go to inside the 'naked in the freezer with loud fingernails on the chalkboard looping while chained in unnatural positions' box for 5 minutes to 5 days, depending on how flagrant the violation of the bag-rule was. Sadly, I don't think Ed Grimly is as lucky with his 'black and blue with frozen bluegill' game.
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