Downer

So you're president of a meat company that just had the largest recall in history for your meat. Someone released a video of sick cows that couldn't stand getting slaughtered over a month ago. You've been called to Congress to testify about it and you send them written testimony that it never happened. When you get there you're shown the video, after which you say - paraphrasing - oh i didn't see the video before but i guess that we did do that (video) (entire hearing)

Even G Dub could have came up with a better reply than that