Dumbshit Awards

3rd Place:
This teacher doesn't believe in free software and will make sure her students are not exposed to the subversive carnival show that is Linux. Everyone should use MS Windows, and she is going to do some investigating to see if it is a criminal act to use a computer without Windows on it. (from /.)

Runner Up:
This letter writer (3rd from the top) is upset that he was forced to vote for George W Bush twice and John McCain, even though he thought they were both nincompoops and would wreak havoc on the country. He would rather subject the US to their rule than vote for someone who is not pro-life. Oh, the predicaments one finds oneself in as a values voter. Cannot there ever be a competent pro-life candidate so the values voters can stop voting for incompetent buffoons simply because they are pro-life?

The Winner:
Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich of Chicago. While already under investigation for other matters, he made innumerable incriminating statements, some shown here, on a phone call the feds were recording. Unless you have been living under a rock, not much explanation here is needed.


What do they win? Trucknuts!