Talking Heads Healthcare Edition

Billy and Johnny are in a heated argument at the local school recess area.

Billy's dad is a greedy CEO and his older brother is Angry Guy.

Johnny's dad is a union thug and his older brother is Don't taze me bro dude.

Edifying hilarity ensues


My dad said you're a socialist


No mine said you're a fascist

Nu-Uh, your a socialist

No your a socialist

Am not

Are so

Yea? Well your a nazi

No way you're the nazi

Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler


{playground supervisor approaches}


What's going on here? I've been receiving viewer complaints.

He called me a socialist

He called me a nazi

Do you know what nazi's and socialists are?

Yea he is one of them

Yea he is one of them

Did you know that one tried to exterminate Jews and one is a worker's paradise that disincentivisis productivity?

I can't believe you called me that

I can't believe you called me that

Now apologize and shake hands

I can't stand this horseshit anymore

This, sir, I should not, cannot, and will not stand for

Your participle is dangling, pinhead

Up yours! You're the wost person in the school

{dramatic music}

Fuck your mother

kiss my bunghole

lick my teabaggers

....

some people have no common decency these days

Apparently someone is stuck arguing on a third grade level.
Some of us successfully passed on to the fourth grade

Well, I hope you two have learned an educational lesson today,
and thanks for being with us this recess.