Bears have been receiving a lot of negative press lately. In their defense, here's a few reasons I like bears:
-Bears help lessen the impact of our trash by scavenging our garbage dumps and landfills.
-Without bears, you couldn't say 'Does a bear shit in the woods?'
-Bears help keep the real killers, bees, at bay by eating their honey and destroying their hives.
-Bear pelts provide excellent parkas and rugs.
-Since they prey on humans indiscriminately, they help the natural selection process along.
-Without bears, 'The Great Outdoors' would not have been possible.
-Bears are godless killing machines, just like me.
Killing Machines
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Bees? Bees? You believe bees are the real killers? I once accidentally ate a bee in my soda as a kid. It died instantly.
You make rugs out of bear poop? Remind me to never come over to your house.
I do like how they prey on humans indiscriminately, sweet unadulterated justice.
pelts are fur not poop
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