You might be a yuppie if....
You try to show solidarity with the military by claiming to give up golf.
Your response to a terrorist attack is telling people to go shopping.
Your response to a natural disaster that destroyed a city was 'can't it wait, I'm on vacation'
Your mother states people displaced from said storm have it good.
You think sending out $600 checks will get people to go out and splurge and help out your retail stocks.
You say 'after all, you just go to an emergency room'
You set the presidential record for most days on vacation.
Maybe he meant frisbee golf
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You forgot the flight suit that no doubt cost the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars, and a giant banner.
This is a good one.
You might be a hippy if you set up a fantasy football league and tell everyone it starts at 4 central, when it actually started at 4 eastern and you try rescheduling and instead get kicked out of the league.
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