Killing Machines

Bears have been receiving a lot of negative press lately. In their defense, here's a few reasons I like bears:

-Bears help lessen the impact of our trash by scavenging our garbage dumps and landfills.
-Without bears, you couldn't say 'Does a bear shit in the woods?'
-Bears help keep the real killers, bees, at bay by eating their honey and destroying their hives.
-Bear pelts provide excellent parkas and rugs.
-Since they prey on humans indiscriminately, they help the natural selection process along.
-Without bears, 'The Great Outdoors' would not have been possible.
-Bears are godless killing machines, just like me.