Maybe he meant frisbee golf

You might be a yuppie if....


You try to show solidarity with the military by claiming to give up golf.

Your response to a terrorist attack is telling people to go shopping.

Your response to a natural disaster that destroyed a city was 'can't it wait, I'm on vacation'

Your mother states people displaced from said storm have it good.

You think sending out $600 checks will get people to go out and splurge and help out your retail stocks.

You say 'after all, you just go to an emergency room'

You set the presidential record for most days on vacation.