Great Moments in My Smoothness #1

Playing frisbee with a girl on Sunday, I bounded left to catch an errant frisbee headed for the road. What I didn't notice was the tree stump strategically placed between myself and the frisbee. After feeling a pain in my toe caused by hitting the stump, I managed to arch my back and avoid planting my face in the pavement; landing instead on my chest and stomach. It still hurts 3 days later.