You say tomato

John Stewart: "...40% of evangelicals are voting for Obama..."

Ralph Reed: "I don't think that's supported by the polling data...McCain is getting about 60 to 65 % of the evangelical vote..."



FBI Special Agent Beth Jordan: how about you pick me up at 7:45?

Harry Dunn: Well I have a few things to do how about quarter to eight?

A classic

From the newly posted daily show archive: