Talking Heads Healthcare Edition

Billy and Johnny are in a heated argument at the local school recess area.

Billy's dad is a greedy CEO and his older brother is Angry Guy.

Johnny's dad is a union thug and his older brother is Don't taze me bro dude.

Edifying hilarity ensues


My dad said you're a socialist


No mine said you're a fascist

Nu-Uh, your a socialist

No your a socialist

Am not

Are so

Yea? Well your a nazi

No way you're the nazi

Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler


{playground supervisor approaches}


What's going on here? I've been receiving viewer complaints.

He called me a socialist

He called me a nazi

Do you know what nazi's and socialists are?

Yea he is one of them

Yea he is one of them

Did you know that one tried to exterminate Jews and one is a worker's paradise that disincentivisis productivity?

I can't believe you called me that

I can't believe you called me that

Now apologize and shake hands

I can't stand this horseshit anymore

This, sir, I should not, cannot, and will not stand for

Your participle is dangling, pinhead

Up yours! You're the wost person in the school

{dramatic music}

Fuck your mother

kiss my bunghole

lick my teabaggers

....

some people have no common decency these days

Apparently someone is stuck arguing on a third grade level.
Some of us successfully passed on to the fourth grade

Well, I hope you two have learned an educational lesson today,
and thanks for being with us this recess.

Talking Heads Vol 1

Todays match-up:
George Bush vs. Joe Lieberman

Tonight's question:
The U.S. hasn't invaded or liberated a foreign country for 4 years, has the time arrived to do so again? If so, where?

"I think we've got to be prepared to take aggressive military action against the Iranians to stop them from killing Americans in Iraq,"




"We will disrupt the attacks on our forces... And we will seek out and destroy the networks providing advanced weaponry and training to our enemies in Iraq." 1





"By some estimates, they have killed as many as 200 American soldiers,"



"I would like to be at the -- have been given a chance for us to explain that we have no desire to harm the Iranian people." 2




"If they don't play by the rules, we've got to use our force, and to me that would include taking military action to stop them from doing what they're doing."





"It doesn't mean force necessarily. In this case it means diplomacy." 3





"...we can't just talk to them,"



"I strongly disagree -- strongly disagree with his assessment. I have told the American people, like the Iranian issue, I wanted to solve the North Korean issue peacefully, and that the President has an obligation to try all diplomatic means necessary to do so." 2



"they'll take that as a sign of weakness on our part and we will pay for it in Iraq and throughout the region and ultimately right here at home,"



"...if I thought we could achieve success, I would sit down." ... "Look, this is a world in which -- and I'm not suggesting you're this way -- but this is a world in which people say, meet -- sit down and meet." 2





Mr. President, about Iran?



"First of all, I don't think I called for a deadline, I thought I said (timetable)," ... "I did, what exactly did I say? I said deadline? OK ... Then I meant what I said." 4





"..."





"Listen, thank you for your time. I enjoyed it very much."