Ode to Sanford

Amid a clamoring cacophony of calls for SC Gov. Mark Sanford to resign after word of his Argentinian amorè became public, he braved the meta mælström with this op-ed apology; proudly proclaiming his deep shame and regret for his prurient purlieus, and tempering the lamentations with a pledge to humbly do his part in God's larger plan for him throughout the remainder of his term in public service.

If sincere, perhaps Sanford- who was considered a GOP up-and-comer- and fraulein McCain could begin a new generation of Republican politicians, free from the overcompensation complex suffered by so many hypocritical puritan peoples' representatives, able to tolerate and forgive all the various and sundry godless sodomites out there.

Then again, perhaps not.


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